Who do you think less of....

Ok here is the joke, I just received it from a freind. It brought to mind who are the most maligned group of persons in America. I almost said the planet, but then thought I as an American beleive that America is the world, it isn't. (Whoever wants some of that can feel free to bite.) Remember commenting towards your maligned groups don't make it a person just a good old gross American generalization about some group of people. Ok so here is the joke:

The madam opened the brothel door to see a rather dignified, well-dressed

good-looking man in his late 40s or early 50s.

"May I help you?" she asked.

"I want to see Natalie," the man replied.

"Sir, Natalie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer

someone else," said the madam.

"No. I must see Natalie," was the man's reply.

Just then, Natalie appeared and announced to the man that she charged $1,000

a visit. Without hesitation, the man pulled out ten 100-dollar bills, gave

them to Natalie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, the man calmly left.

The next night, the same man appeared again, demanding to see Natalie.

Natalie explained that none had ever come back two nights in a row--too

expensive--and there were no discounts. The price was still $1,000.

Again the man pulled out the money, gave it to Natalie and they went

upstairs. After an hour, he left.

The following night the man was there again. Everyone was astounded that he

had come for the third consecutive night, but he paid Natalie and they went

upstairs. After their session, Natalie questioned the man.

"No one has ever used me three nights in a row. Where are you from?" she asked.

The man replied, "South Carolina."

"Really" she said. "I have family in South Carolina."

"I know," the man said. "Your father died and I am your sister's attorney.

She asked me to give you your $3,000 inheritance."

The moral of the story is that three things in life are certain:

1. Death

2. Taxes

3. Being screwed by a lawyer

Hard way to earn your inheritance, (on your back that is) !!!! Maybe some of us need a good fucking before we get our inheritance. If our parents didn't do a good enough job mentally from the start. (Another opportunity to bite, come on)

So, fine I keep writing this shit and no one posts, but you know what I am going to keep writing!! Who can silence, the true creative mind, known as OMIK. ( Another chance to bite) My wife likes to call it an overinflated sense of self. I just call it the "What's so!" PEACE